|Used with permission, from the book|
"Happy Birthday Kansas!"
Six months! PAR-TAY!
I know everyone else did their lists for the first half of the year last month, but I decided to wait until now to give you my list. Of course, this'll make me short in December, but that's okay. Anyways, let's get to the lists. I love lists. They take the happy experiences of life and order and quantify them! ... I probably lost some of you there, but believe me, lists are cool. (Like bowties. Bowties are cool.)
In the last six months...